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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out A little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.

Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar. He was on grass for seven years.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A. They really raised Cain.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
A. It's in Kings, where it says that David sat on the Throne for forty years.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

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A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook Cookies
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I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw .
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Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said " this butter's bitter!
But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
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Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that The big black bug bit?
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If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
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I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
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"RED BULB BLUE BLUB RED BULB BLUE BLUB"
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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the Witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or Slide down the slide
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Bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble
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Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
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Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
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A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
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Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. ...
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Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
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If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which Watch?
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I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
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Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
Fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a Fellow means?"
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck
Wood?
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I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
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Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
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SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
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A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
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The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
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If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
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If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not
worth noticing.
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How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can
cans.
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A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Do tongue twisters twist your tongue??? ;b