Wednesday, February 28, 2007

speech: may sense naman.

I was just on my way here, waiting to cross Market Street, when this nasty-looking, mean-spirited homeless man shook a cup of money in my face and said, Please help. I looked at him, I looked in the cup. And thought about how I could help. And in following the guidance of my spiritual advisor that is proper to both give and receive, I looked at him with all the love in my eyes, and said, Thank you, God Bless You. Then I took a crispy twenty-peso bill OUT of his cup and put it in my wallet and crossed the street to get here. =)
The spirit of giving can be so wonderful and takes so many forms. I think the most talked about issues in our society today can be solved if we know and practice the spirit of giving.
One way we can give is to give of our time. This is perhaps the precious gift of all. I remember walking along the beach back in Boracay during the summer, when I came across something someone had left. A watch. The gift of time. Just for me. Thank you, whoever who you are. Now, I don’t have that watch, as you can see. I left behind somewhere. I guess that the gift of time was a gift that keeps on giving. I hope the new owners have the time to enjoy it. If they haven’t lost it yet.
Another way we can give is to give of ourselves. Two Christmases ago, I heard this public service announcement for a nonprofit organization asking the public to give not only money, give not only time, but to come down and help to lift the spirits of others by being a friend-for-a-day with someone less fortunate. So I called my spiritual advisor, got put on hold for 10 minutes, and finally she advised, Give of yourself, Go do it.
So I did. I went down there, showing up at the door with a smile on my face and a spirit of giving of myself in my heart. The staff looked at me, nodded over to this skins-and-bones 72-year-old man with long beards long enough, you can use it to mop the floor. Just kidding. But, you can sense that the people are really less fortunate
So I went over to Mr. Old man and introduced myself to him. "Hi! I’m Faith! I’ll be your friend-for-a-day!" Sitting down with him, I found out he was a career pickpocket. He told me about the different cities of the world he had visited thanks to the wonderful people who had given so generously to him. Even if they didn’t know it. He told me about how he had given back to the community by running a school teaching pickpockets, finding his students by taping flyers to lightpoles offering to show ways to make P1000 a day in your spare time. You can still see his student's flyers today.
He and I talked and laughed and found that we were very similar. Both people in a sea of humanity connected by our hopes for ourselves and each other. Just lifting each others spirits.
Oh, it was a wonderful day for me. I learned about the underground world of the pickpocket. Gained new techniques for advertising. And lifted the spirits of another.
When I got home, I found that my wallet was gone. Mr. Good Old man had taken my wallet.
Thank you for giving me your time and of yourselves. Thank you, God Bless You. Now, can I have my watch and wallet back? =)

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

january 31, 2007

hay. sa huling araw ng unang buwan ng taong 2007,

ako ay bumagsak...

bumagsak sa exam sa programming kasi hindi nag-run yung program..

bumagsak sa exam sa datacom, mental black..

bumagsak sa gutom, nagtitipid kasi ako..

bumagsak sa exam sa pc troubleshooting kasi naman, sana pinapalitan na nila yung mga PC..

bumagsak sa electromagnetics kasi nadismaya sa resulta ng mga nakaraang exams kanina..

bumagsak sa hukay ng kalungkutan..

bumagsak.. at nasaktan. hay.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

try mo lang...

1. I sit quietly (and never move) between a spring and a metal plate (sometimes with my brothers) until the end of my life. Then, you throw me away. What am I?

2. Take my last four letters away and I still sound the same. What am I?

3. What goes on and on with 'i' in the middle?

4. Your maternal uncle's only brother in law is laying on the couch. Who is he?

5. Following you day by day,I never do have a say.Being a friend of the Sun,I vanish when it is dark.I mean you no harm ,and am within the reach of your arm.Who am I?

6. My first two are my last two and you are in the middle. What am I?

7. I'm a word. If you take away my first letter I'm on your head and if you take away my first and second letters I'm around you and you breathe me in. What am I?

8. I am going up while going down. Up toward the sky, down to the ground. I am present and past all rolled into one. Bring a friend for a ride and we will have fun. What am I?

9. I go forever forward, never looking back. My limit no one knows. More of me you lack. I can crawl, stand still, or fly, but am never gotten back. What am I?

10. I can point the way when I am full. When empty, nothing moves me. I have two skins; one without and one within. What am I?

Monday, October 09, 2006

eto naman...

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out A little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.

Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar. He was on grass for seven years.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A. They really raised Cain.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
A. It's in Kings, where it says that David sat on the Throne for forty years.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

try mo lang... =)

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook Cookies
____________ _________ _______

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw .
____________ _________ _______

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said " this butter's bitter!
But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
____________ _________ ______

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that The big black bug bit?
____________ _________ _______

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
____________ _________ _______

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
____________ _________ _______

"RED BULB BLUE BLUB RED BULB BLUE BLUB"
____________ _________ _______

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the Witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
___________ _________ _______

If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or Slide down the slide
____________ _________ _______

Bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble
____________ _________ _______

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
____________ _________ _______

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
_____________ _________ _______

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
____________ _________ _______

Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. ...
____________ _________ _______

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
____________ _________ _______

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which Watch?
____________ _________ _______

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
____________ _________ _______

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
Fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a Fellow means?"
____________ _________ _______

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck
Wood?
____________ _________ _______

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
____________ _________ _______

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
_____________ _________ _______

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
____________ _________ _______

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
____________ _________ _______

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
____________ _________ _______

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
____________ _________ _______

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not
worth noticing.
___________ _________ _______

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can
cans.
____________ _________ _______

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'
____________ _________ _______

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
____________ _________ _______

Do tongue twisters twist your tongue??? ;b

Friday, August 04, 2006

why?..

We rode into town the other day
Just me and my daddy
He said I'd finally reached that age
And I could ride next to him on a horse
That of course was not quite as wide

We heard a crowd of people shouting
And so we stopped to find out why
And there was that man that my dad said he loved
But today there was fear in his eyes

So I said daddy why are they screaming
Why are the faces of some of them beaming?
Why is he dressed in that bright purple robe?
I'll bet that crown hurts him more then he shows

Daddy please can't you do something?
He looks as though he's gonna cry
You said he was stronger than all of those guys
Daddy please tell me why?

Why does everyone want him to die?

Later that day the sky grew cloudy
And daddy said I should go inside
Somehow he knew things would get stormy
Boy was he right

But I could not keep from wondering
If there was something he had to hide
So after he left I had to find out
I was not afraid of getting lost

So I followed the crowds
To a hill where I knew men had been killed
And I heard a voice come from the cross

And it said father why are they screaming?
Why are the faces of some of them beaming?
Why are they casting their lots for my clothes?
This crown of thorns hurts me more than it shows

Father please can't you do something?

I know that you must hear my cries

I thought I could handle a cross of this size

Father remind me why?

Why does everyone want me to die?

When will I understand why?

My precious sonI hear them screaming
I'm watching the face of the enemy beaming
But soon I will clothe you in robes of my own
Jesus, this hurts me much more than you know

But this dark hourI must do nothing
Though I've heard your unbearable cries
The power in your blood
Destroys all of the lies

Soon you'll see past their unmerciful lies
Look there below
See the child

Trembling by her father's side
Now I can tell you why
She is why you must die

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

PINOY LINGO (Unauthorized English-Filipino dictionary)

1. aspect - pantusok ng yelo
2. backlog - bacon saka egg
3. beehive - magpakatino ka
4. cdrom - tingnan mo ang kwarto
5. city - bago mag-utso (commonly heard in the Visayas)
6. cattle - doon nakatila ang hali at leyna
7. debug - ang ipis
8. dedicated - pinatay ang pusa
9. deduct - ang pato
10. defeat - ang paa
11. defense - ang bakod
12. detail - ang buntotUse the words "deduct, defense, defeat and detail" in one sentence.Answer: "Deduct jumped over defense -- defeat first and then detail!"
13. defer - ang balahibo
14. deflate - ang plato
15. defrag - ang palaka
16. delusion - e di maluwag
17. depends - (see defense)
18. deposit - ang gripo
19. depress - nagkasal sa persuading (see persuading)
20. detest - ang eksamin
21. devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang 'V'
22. devastation - 'dun sasakay ng bus
23. devote - ang boto
24. dilemma - brownout, a!
25. effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
26. forums - apat na kwarto
27. it depends - kainin mo ang bakod
28. july - nagsinungaling ka ba?
29. statue - ikaw ba 'yan?
30. protestant - tindahan ng prutas.
31. predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa
32. profit - patunayan mo
33. persuading - unang kasal
34. tenacious - sinusuot sa paa
35. thesis - ito ay
36. torpedo - shy; takot manligaw
37. zoology - ang sayans ng pagtatahi

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes(English phrase)
Chinese interpretation

>Are you harboring a fugitive? - HU Yu Hai Ding ?
>See Me A.S.A. P - Kum Hia Nao
>Stupid Man - Dum Gai
>Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
>Did you go to the Beach? - Wai yu so Tan ?
>I bumped into a coffee tabel - Ai bang mai Ni
> I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
> It's very dark in here - Wai su Dim?
> Has your flight been delayed? - Hao long Wei Ting?
> I thought you were on a diet? - Wai yu Mun Ching?
> This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
> Do you know the lyrics to the macarena? Wai yu sing Dum Song?
>You are not very bright - Yu so Dum
> I got this for free - Ai no Pei
> I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
> Please staya little longer - Wai go nao ?
> Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao?
> They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
> Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
> He is cleaning his car - Washing ka
> Your body odor is offensive - Yu sting Ki Po